🔊 Laravel Say Logger

Never miss another error again! 🎯

Laravel Say Logger brings audio feedback to your Laravel application by speaking your log messages using macOS text-to-speech. Different voices for different log levels mean you can hear the severity of issues without constantly checking log files.

Perfect for development environments where you want immediate audio feedback about your application's health.

✨ Features

• 🎤 Text-to-Speech Integration - Uses macOS say command
• 🎭 Voice Differentiation - Different voices for different log levels
• ⚡ Async Processing - Non-blocking, won't slow down your app
• 🔧 Easy Configuration - Simple config file setup
• 🎛️ Toggle Control - Enable/disable via environment variable
• 🧹 Message Cleanup - Strips HTML tags and normalizes whitespace
• 🛡️ Error Handling - Graceful fallback if speech fails

🚀 Installation

Install via Composer:

composer require jordanpartridge/laravel-say-logger

Publish the configuration file:

php artisan vendor:publish --provider="JordanPartridge\LaravelSayLogger\LaravelSayLoggerServiceProvider" --tag="config"

⚙️ Configuration

Add the say channel to your config/logging.php:

'channels' => [
    'stack' => [
        'driver' => 'stack',
        'channels' => ['single', 'say'], // Add 'say' here
    ],
    
    // Add the say channel
    'say' => [
        'driver' => 'say',
    ],
],

Configure voices in config/say-logger.php:

return [
    'enabled' => env('SAY_LOGGER_ENABLED', true),
    'voices' => [
        'debug' => 'Alex',
        'info' => 'Victoria',
        'notice' => 'Fred',
        'warning' => 'Kathy',
        'error' => 'Veena',
        'critical' => 'Moira',
        'alert' => 'Tessa',
        'emergency' => 'Kyoko',
    ],
];

🎵 Fun Voice Options

Want to make debugging more entertaining? Try these musical and novelty voices:

'voices' => [
    'debug' => 'Bubbles',      // Fun bubbly voice
    'info' => 'Good News',     // Upbeat singing
    'notice' => 'Bells',       // Musical bells
    'warning' => 'Junior',     // Kid voice
    'error' => 'Cellos',       // Singing cellos
    'critical' => 'Bad News',  // Ominous singing
    'alert' => 'Trinoids',     // Alien voice
    'emergency' => 'Organ',    // Dramatic organ
],

Available Voice Categories:

• Musical: Cellos, Organ, Bells, Good News, Bad News
• Novelty: Boing, Bubbles, Trinoids, Bahh, Whisper
• Character: Junior, Princess, Albert, Kathy
• Standard: Alex, Victoria, Daniel, Samantha

See all available voices: say -v '?'

Test a voice: say -v Cellos "Your error message here"

## 🎭 Voice Examples

| Log Level | Voice | Character |
|-----------|-------|-----------|
| `debug` | Alex | Calm male voice |
| `info` | Victoria | Pleasant female voice |
| `warning` | Kathy | Concerned female voice |
| `error` | Veena | Urgent female voice |
| `critical` | Moira | Serious female voice |
| `emergency` | Kyoko | Alert female voice |

## 🎯 Usage

Once configured, your log messages will be automatically spoken:

```php
// These will be spoken by different voices
Log::debug('Cache cleared successfully');          // Alex
Log::info('User logged in successfully');          // Victoria  
Log::warning('Low disk space detected');           // Kathy
Log::error('Database connection failed');          // Veena
Log::critical('Payment processor is down');        // Moira
Log::emergency('Security breach detected');        // Kyoko

Real-World Examples

// Database errors
try {
    DB::connection()->getPdo();
} catch (Exception $e) {
    Log::error('Database connection failed: ' . $e->getMessage());
    // 🔊 Veena: "Database connection failed: SQLSTATE[HY000]..."
}

// API failures
if ($response->failed()) {
    Log::warning('Payment API is responding slowly');
    // 🔊 Kathy: "Payment API is responding slowly"
}

// System monitoring
if (disk_free_space('/') < 1000000) {
    Log::critical('Disk space critically low');
    // 🔊 Moira: "Disk space critically low"
}

🎛️ Environment Control

Control the package via environment variables:

# Enable/disable speech
SAY_LOGGER_ENABLED=true

# Or disable for production
SAY_LOGGER_ENABLED=false

🔧 Advanced Configuration

Custom Voice Mapping

You can customize which voice speaks for each log level:

'voices' => [
    'error' => 'Samantha',      // Use Samantha for errors
    'warning' => 'Daniel',      // Use Daniel for warnings
    'critical' => 'Fiona',      // Use Fiona for critical
    // ... etc
],

Available macOS Voices

Check available voices on your system:

say -v "?"

Popular voices include: Alex, Victoria, Samantha, Daniel, Fiona, Karen, Moira, Tessa, Veena, Kyoko.

🛡️ Error Handling

The package includes robust error handling:

• Graceful Fallback - If say command fails, logging continues normally
• Empty Message Protection - Won't attempt to speak empty messages
• Process Isolation - Speech failures won't affect your application

🎯 Use Cases

Development Environment

• Immediate Error Feedback - Hear problems as they happen
• Hands-Free Debugging - No need to constantly check logs
• Severity Awareness - Know how serious an issue is by the voice

Demo Environments

• Impressive Demonstrations - Show clients real-time error handling
• System Health Monitoring - Audio feedback for system status

Local Testing

• Test Result Feedback - Hear when tests fail
• Performance Monitoring - Audio alerts for slow queries

📋 Requirements

• PHP: ^8.1
• Laravel: ^10.0 || ^11.0
• macOS: Required for say command
• Monolog: ^3.0

🤝 Contributing

Contributions are welcome! Please feel free to submit a Pull Request.

📄 License

This package is open-sourced software licensed under the MIT license.

🎉 Credits

• Jordan Partridge - Creator and maintainer
• Laravel Community - For the amazing framework
• Apple - For the macOS say command

🔮 Future Ideas

• Cross-platform support (Windows SAPI, Linux espeak)
• Rate limiting for repeated messages
• Custom message filtering
• Volume control per log level
• Slack/Discord integration
• Web interface for configuration

Made with ❤️ by Jordan Partridge

Never miss another error again! 🎯